Monday, February 25, 2008

Bert the Turtle

The Homeland Security Advisory System is the five-color terrorist threat scale which was introduced in March 2002. From lowest to highest danger, the colors are: green, blue, yellow, orange, and red.

Today, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced that future charts will not contain the colors green or blue, since they have never been used and it is inconceivable that they ever will be.

(Okay, you caught me. They made no such announcement. But it is a fact that green and blue have never been used in the six years since March 2002.)

The DHS also released today a new instructional video explaining how to deal with terrorist threats:

(Click below to play video)

(Okay, you caught me again.)

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