Monday, December 31, 2007

Huckabee Hypocrisy

Today Mike Huckabee held a press conference in which he congratulated himself for deciding not to run an anti-Romney attack ad. Here was his explanation:

At some point we have to decide, can we change the kind of politics and the level of discourse? I'd like to believe we can, and it's got to start somewhere, and it might as well start here, and it might as well start with me.

He then proceeded to show the ad to the assembled reporters and gave them all a transcript of its contents.

Huh? Did I miss something?

Oh I get it... By claiming to not realize that he'd deliberately failed to not run a negative ad, he "change[d] the kind of politics and the level of discourse."

Very clever, Mike!

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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Bhutto Assassination Coverup

Britain's Channel 4 News is reporting what it calls "the most conclusive evidence yet that Benazir Bhutto was shot, contradicting the government's official version of events..."

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Pakistan's Interior Ministry initially said Bhutto died of gunshot wounds to the neck. Then they said that shrapnel from the bomb blast killed her. Now they're saying that she "fell down or perhaps ducked" when she heard gunfire and hit her head on a lever attached to the car's sunroof. According to Javed Iqbal Cheema, a spokesman for the Interior Ministry, her death "did not result from a bullet or shrapnel and nothing entered her head."

Many eyewitnesses and forensic experts say this latest explanation is preposterous. But if the Pakistani government is lying, what is their motive? What would they gain by it?

One possibility has been suggested by Ken Robinson, a former US Intelligence officer in Pakistan who now provides analysis for CNN. CNN recently posted a story saying that

[Robinson] suspects Bhutto's enemies are attempting to control her legacy by minimizing the attack's role in her demise. "They're trying to deny her a martyr's death, and in Islam, that's pretty important," Robinson said. Bhutto, he said, threatens to become more influential in death than she was in life.... Only if Bhutto's family allows an autopsy, said Robinson, will the world know for certain the medical reasons behind her death.

Bhutto was buried on Friday. So far, her husband has refused to permit an autopsy.

Followup (1/1/2008): The Pakistani government is now backing away from their claims that Bhutto was killed by hitting the sunroof lever, according to reports by The Chicago Tribune and The Times of India.

Followup (1/2/2008): Today the Pakistani government once again made a reversal in its official explanation. To be precise, this is a reversal of a reversal of a reversal of a... Oh, never mind, I've lost count.

Pakistani newspapers are now carrying the following:

The Ministry of Interior has clarified that a news item has appeared in some papers today regarding an apology tendered by the caretaker minister for interior for certain remarks of the spokesman while briefing the press about the possible cause of the tragic death of Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto. A press release clarified that the minister did not apologise for any such remarks. As a matter of fact he had merely appealed to the editors to overlook the tone and style of the spokesman which may not have been received well.

Okay, whatever. Just do an autopsy already.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Cheney's Law

I finally got around to watching Michael Kirk's excellent documentary, Cheney's Law, which was broadcast as an episode of Frontline back in October.

The program details how Dick Cheney spent 25 years arguing that presidential power should be increased and then quickly seized the opportunity to do exactly that in the aftermath of 9/11. Cheney and his lawyer David Addington orchestrated several controversial legal decisions by the White House and Justice Department. The net result was greatly expanded executive power, granting George Bush the right to detain, interrogate, torture, wiretap, and spy — all without any need for congressional approval or judicial review.

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Another Bubble v1.1

The video that's been called the theme song of Silicon Valley, Here Comes Another Bubble, was unavailable online for a couple of weeks due to legal threats. Photographer Lane Hartwell sent take-down notices to YouTube and other venues, citing that the video made unauthorized use of one of her photographs.

The Richter Scales have now issued a new version of the video with Hartwell's intellectual property removed. Enjoy...

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Below is the controversial photo that was removed from the video, used here without permission.
Woohoo! I'm a lawless rebel! What a rush!

Followup (12/22/2007): At least one more photographer has objected to the use of their work in the video. So it looks like there will be a version 1.2.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Krugman Talk

Paul Krugman has recently been traveling around the country, promoting his new book, The Conscience of a Liberal. He says he's now given "the book talk" at least 50 times in 25 cities.

In this talk, however, Paul deviates from the usual book promotion to discuss a topic that's been on his mind lately: the sub-prime mortgage crash and its economic consequences. He describes it as "an interesting and scary financial crisis."

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Favorite quote: "In 2005, we Americans made a living by selling each other houses, using money we borrowed from China."

Monday, December 17, 2007

Jed's Other Poem

Here's an oldie but goodie...

"Official music video for Grandaddy's song of the same name. Jeddy-3, a humanoid robot built from spare parts, is a recurring character in Grandaddy's 2000 album The Sophtware Slump. According to Grandaddy, before Jed's system crashed he wrote poems. Poems for no one." — Stewart Smith

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"Programmed entirely in Applesoft BASIC on a vintage 1979 Apple ][+ with 48K of RAM — a computer so old it has no hard drive, mouse, up/down arrow keys, and only types in capitals."

Stewart Smith's website has this and other cool stuff.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Moyers Interviews Olbermann

On this week's broadcast of Bill Moyers Journal, Bill interviews Keith Olbermann.

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Favorite Olbermann quote: "This administration and the Republican Party — and to some degree the Democratic Party — have taken advantage of fear, of the unprecedented attack that we saw in 2001, to expand their powers on the premise always of security."

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Upgrading from Vista to XP

I hate Microsoft. There. I've disclosed my biases.

With that out of the way, I was delighted to see the tongue-in-cheek blog entry by codingsanity which begins: "I have finally decided to take the plunge. Last night I upgraded my Vista desktop machine to Windows XP..."

Some more excerpts: "Windows XP is both faster and far more responsive... instead of the whole operating system locking down for several seconds, it now just locks down the application I am working on... numerous tasks that take a long time on Vista have been greatly speeded up... XP comes with some impressive device support... with their new flagship OS, Windows XP, Microsoft have finally learnt from the mistakes they made with the Vista launch... a lot of work has gone into making XP more reliable than its predecessor... if you're a gamer, the upgrade to XP is mandatory... there seems to be no doubt whatsoever that that upgrade to XP is well worth the money. Microsoft can really pat themselves on the back for a job well done."

For those of you who've followed codingsanity's lead, you might consider one additional upgrade.

Contempt of Congress

Yesterday's newspapers reported on the Senate Judiciary Committee's 12-7 vote to hold both Karl Rove and Josh Bolten in contempt of Congress. The two have refused to comply with Congressional subpoenas issued in the investigation of federal prosecutor firings. The vote now goes to the full Senate.

Already in the pipeline, on the House side of Congress, are similar contempt charges against Bolten and Harriet Miers. The full House is slated to vote on that matter "any time now."

Meanwhile, it was also reported that newly appointed Attorney General Michael Mukasey is refusing to help Congress investigate the destroyed CIA interrogation videos. Both the House and Senate have asked the Justice Department to turn over whatever information they have on the scandal, but Mukasey issued a statement that he won't comply. He also refuses to appoint a special prosecutor to look into the matter.

Of course, these recent developments are only the latest in a long list of the Bush administration's attempts to subvert the Constitution. Need I remind you of signing statements, illegal wiretaps, suspension of habeas corpus, revealing Valerie Plame's identity, lying about WMD programs, and on and on and on?

Under our form of government, Congress has the right — indeed, the responsibility — to oversee the Executive branch, investigate wrongdoing, and issue subpoenas relevant to those investigations. Congress is supposed to be a co-equal branch of our federal government, but the Bush administration refuses to accept that. Has any other presidency in our history held such contempt for both Congress and the Constitution?

Americans should be outraged at the arrogance of Bush and Cheney! Why aren't we marching in the streets and storming the gates of the White House? Instead, we've grown complacent and just hope they don't do too much damage before they leave in a year. We're like battered spouses who can't cope with reality any more; after so much abuse, we've retreated inward and live in denial about how bad things really are.

When the citizens of a nation are so resigned and browbeaten and pathetic, what are the prospects for the future of their republic?

Friday, December 14, 2007

AFJ Calls It Like It Is

The Armed Forces Journal has been around since 1940 and is generally considered only slightly less conservative than Attila the Hun. They recently published a statement on waterboarding. It's pretty short, so I'll repost it here in full:

TO RUDY GIULIANI AND ATTORNEY GENERAL NOMINEE MICHAEL MUKASEY

For their tacit support of waterboarding. In an interview, Giuliani was asked for his views on using "enhanced interrogation techniques," including waterboarding. He responded that in a hypothetical scenario that assumed an attack, "I would tell the people who had to do the interrogation to use every method they can think of." Prompted again on the specific use of waterboarding, he repeated "every method they could think of." Mukasey said he found waterboarding to be "repugnant," but he wouldn’t answer whether it amounted to torture.

Let AFJ be crystal clear on a subject where these men are opaque: Waterboarding is a torture technique that has its history rooted in the Spanish Inquisition. In 1947, the U.S. prosecuted a Japanese military officer for carrying out a form of waterboarding on a U.S. civilian during World War II.

Waterboarding inflicts on its victims the terror of imminent death. And as with all torture techniques, it is, therefore, an inherently flawed method for gaining reliable information. In short, it doesn’t work. That blunt truth means all U.S. leaders, present and future, should be clear on the issue.

Green Acres

Think living in the country is healthier than living in the city? Think again. It turns out that most people living in rural America have very poor nutrition.

Newsweek recently published an article examining why this is the case.

Think You're Tough?

Okay, tough guy, how many five-year-olds could you take in a fight?

18

If you can beat my fearsome score of 18, then you have my respect.

You might also consider becoming a kindergarten teacher.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Obama Scores

In checking out the presidential candidates, I've now watched several hours' worth of videos. One of the things I've noticed is how quick-witted and funny Barack Obama can be.

Here's an example, from tonight's Democratic debate...

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Tesla Coil Symphony

If you're not a geek, you won't enjoy this. Go away!

For those who are still here...

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There's also a video explaining how these coils work.

After seeing this, how can anyone argue that Progress is a myth? Think how far we've come since Steve Dompier used radio interference from his Altair 8800 to play "The Fool On the Hill."

Revealed In Translation

Remember the last scene of the movie Lost In Translation, where Bill Murray whispers something to Scarlett Johansson? Someone claims to have uncovered what was said, by digitally processing the audio:

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It's amazing what kids can do nowadays with their electrical computing machines!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Anti-Iran Rhetoric

Anyone who hasn't been comatose for the last couple of years knows that there's been a lot of heated rhetoric from right-wingers to drum up support for attacking Iran. Josh Marshall and the folks at veracifier.com put together a video montage showing some of the saber-rattling from the Bush administration and its various supporters.

Of course we now know, in light of the recently-released NIE, that Iran discontinued its nuclear weapons programs in 2002. It was also recently revealed that Bush knew this fact no later than August 2007. And we're beginning to find out about other White House officials, most notably Dick Cheney, who knew about it much earlier. Yet, as you'll see, many of the bellicose statements in the video were made after August 2007.

It's also interesting to note how the White House's obedient sock puppets — Lindsey Graham, for example — repeat verbatim the talking points handed them by their overlords. There really is a right-wing echo chamber, isn't there?

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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Greensburg Aftermath

The town of Greensburg, Kansas is located pretty much smack dab in the middle of America's wheat belt. It's the county seat of Kiowa county and used to have a population of about 1500 people. Greensburg was a charming little farming community with lots of big trees, a drug store with a soda fountain, and a beautiful historic movie theater. The town even had its own kitschy little tourist trap, advertised by signs on the highway: "The World's Largest Hand-Dug Well." The triptych to the right shows what these landmarks looked like a few years ago. In short, Greensburg was a slice of Norman Rockwell Rural Americana that had somehow survived into the 21st century.

But on May 4, 2007, just before 10 pm, the town was essentially wiped off the map when it sustained a direct hit from a 1.7 mile-wide EF5 tornado. Remarkably, only 12 people died, probably thanks to the emergency sirens that sounded 20 minutes before the monstrous wedge funnel hit. But 95% of the town's buildings were either completely demolished or damaged beyond repair. All of those landmarks pictured in the triptych were destroyed. Many houses simply vanished in the 200+ mph winds, their storm cellars and bare, sandblasted foundations the only remaining evidence that they had ever existed. Their ceilings, walls, carpet, plumbing, furniture, clothing, and toys still litter the surrounding farmland for miles. Thankfully, however, most of the families living in those houses survived.

Madlyn Rice was one of the residents of Greensburg who hid from the storm that night and somehow escaped serious injury or death. She actually got off fairly lucky: her home was heavily damaged but intact, and most of her possessions were safe. But the town government decided her property would have to be bulldozed anyway. So a few days later her daughter, Carol, flew out to Kansas to help her salvage what she could and begin a new life in a nearby town. On May 15th, Carol took some photos showing what remained of Greensburg.

I've now finally gotten around to arranging a few of those pictures into a video slideshow. The editing is admittedly amateurish and the image quality is reduced by YouTube's video compression, but I hope it still conveys some sense of the enormity of the destruction and loss. Keep in mind as you watch this that none of the demolished structures you see were mobile homes or shoddy tenements; they were all solidly constructed wood or masonry buildings. And the stubby, splintered, alien-looking things sticking up out of the ground were once large, healthy trees with lots of limbs and leaves.

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Efforts to rebuild Greensburg are currently underway, but progress so far has been frustratingly slow. Many of the former residents have now moved far away and have no desire to return to where their lives were violently uprooted and their belongings destroyed.

Here are some more sites with Greensburg photos:

Followup (12/29/2007): NPR's All Things Considered did a story describing the progress so far in rebuilding Greensburg.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

The Lion of the Left

I moved to the Bay Area in 1987 and some time soon thereafter I heard Bernie Ward on KGO, a local news and talk AM radio station. Back then, he was an "assignment reporter," doing stories for the evening news; he also occasionally filled in for talk show hosts.

I was an instant fan of Bernie's from the first moment I heard him. He was incredibly smart, articulate, and insightful. Whenever anyone dared oppose him in a debate, he would verbally eviscerate them and then bury their corpse under a pile of facts, all seemingly without effort. And he was unabashedly liberal at a time when the L-word was considered an epithet. He was my hero.

Eventually, KGO gave Bernie his own talk show in the 10 pm to 1 am time slot, where he has methodically honed his verbal skills to perfection and become a hero to every radio-listening liberal in the Bay Area. To those of us on the left, AM talk radio is mostly a desolate wasteland populated by the evil mindless minions of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, Dr. Laura, et cetera, et cetera, ad nauseam. Bernie was a small but brilliant beacon of hope and comfort in a sea of darkness. KGO used to run a wonderfully humorous ad for his show which proclaimed him to be "The Lion of the Left."

For the past year or so, Bernie occasionally made enigmatic references to something ominous hanging over his head. He never went into any detail; it was all very mysterious, but he dropped little hints here and there. He said he had skeletons in his closet and that KGO would probably fire him some day. I'm guessing most listeners were like me and just thought Bernie was being melodramatic.

But we now know that he wasn't. In hindsight, he was obviously trying to prepare his fanatically loyal fans for what he feared would come. All of us, however, were caught totally by surprise.

On Thursday, December 6, 2007 Bernie Ward was indicted by a federal grand jury on two counts of child pornography. If he's found guilty, his minimum sentence will be 10 years in prison.

The best coverage I've seen so far is the article published on the front page of yesterday's San Francisco Chronicle. According to the article, in December 2004 Bernie both downloaded and uploaded child pornography on his computer and also discussed his activities in an online chat room. Unbeknownst to him at the time, the chat room was being monitored by authorities. In early 2005, police searched his home and seized his computer. Bernie's lawyer says that police found "no evidence of child pornography or any other impropriety." He concedes that Bernie "downloaded a few images" but maintains "that he was simply doing research for a book on hypocrisy in America and was not engaged in anything more."

How ironic. We're asked to believe that exposing the evils of hypocrisy necessitated being a hypocrite. And that doing research on criminal activity required the commission of crimes. Is this an extreme form of participatory journalism? Or is it just irrational? Should we be thankful that he wasn't writing a book about serial killers instead?

Actually, I can imagine how part of Bernie's story might be plausible. First of all, Bernie's certainly earned the right to call himself a journalist: he's won several awards over the years for his investigative news stories. Secondly, during that 2004 time period in question, Bernie did in fact talk a lot about how hypocritical Americans are. I don't recall him ever saying on air that he was writing a book, but it's conceivable that he was quietly doing research for one. Also, it's understandable that a journalist investigating the slimy underworld of child pornography would hang out in online chat rooms frequented by child pornographers. And I can certainly imagine situations where one would feel obliged to accept a file offered by someone else in the chat room, just to maintain one's cover. Finally, having received such a file, wouldn't one of course glance at it briefly before deleting it, just to get a better idea of exactly what kind of despicable trash these people are trafficking in? So far, these all strike me as fairly plausible events. But, of course, one would be playing with fire, and a responsible journalist would find out beforehand exactly what is and isn't permitted by the law.

It's conceivable that something like the above scenario might have happened. But, even assuming we can justify all of the above, events unfortunately didn't stop there, according to the Chronicle article. Apparently, neither Bernie nor his lawyer dispute an additional allegation: that Bernie knowingly sent child pornography to other people. Well now, that changes things, doesn't it? For starters, it would definitely be a felony violation of federal law. And, even setting aside the law for a moment, is there any way to justify it? Wouldn't it just be a grossly unethical and immoral act? If true, doesn't it necessarily imply that Bernie Ward crossed over a line into the no-man's land of actively trafficking in child pornography? And doesn't that unarguably contribute to the suffering of children who are victimized by that whole sordid industry? I just don't see any way to avoid such a conclusion.

Of course, I'm engaging in speculation; we don't yet know all the facts or even all the allegations. For example, we don't even know if Bernie was really working on a book; maybe that's just a fabricated attempt at an alibi. And, because the indictment was sealed by the court, the prosecution has so far been uncharacteristically quiet about its case — typically by now they would have begun a high-profile media blitz to decide matters in the court of public opinion and prejudice the jury pool.

It's entirely possible that we'll never know all the facts, that only Bernie will ever know for sure what he did and why he did it. Rumors are currently circulating that his lawyer is trying to negotiate a plea bargain for a reduced prison sentence. One way or another, the massive rough-hewn wheels of our highly-flawed system of "justice" will methodically, mercilessly, bureaucratically grind out a verdict on Bernie Ward. With any luck, truth will play some part in that verdict.

Bernie's currently out of jail on a $250,000 bail bond. He hasn't been hosting his radio show and it's hard to imagine that he ever will. No matter how this mess ultimately turns out, let's face it, it's likely that Bernie's radio career is over. Whatever did or didn't happen, and whatever happens now, it's a sad tragedy in the life of an individual man and a huge blow to liberal self-esteem in the Bay Area.

Bernie, we'll miss you. I sincerely wish you happiness in your future life.

Followup (12/10/2007): The three-count indictment has been unsealed and is available here. If I understand it correctly, it alleges one count of possession and two counts of distribution.

Followup (12/11/2007): Bernie's family and friends have set up a Support Bernie Ward website to provide up-to-date information and accept donations for his legal defense fund.

Followup (12/15/2007): An online petition has been set up, demanding that the prosecution "drop the charges and put Bernie Ward back on the air." It admits that Bernie "pulled about 30 images of child pornography from various online sources and transmitted one image via e-mail to a person representing herself as an adult woman" and then goes on to say:

The federal government's investigation of Bernie Ward has lasted three years. It began with the seizure of every computer in his family's home and has now culminated in an indictment on multiple charges of possession and transmission of child pornography.... Three years. What does that say? If the Justice Department honestly believed it had a child predator on its hands, does anyone doubt that it would have taken decisive steps to remove that person from society?

Followup (12/31/2007): There's now a web page encouraging people to contact Citadel Broadcasting (the owners of KGO) and demand that they put Bernie back on the air. On that page you'll find the following statement:

The Department of Justice acknowledges that Bernie was doing research for a book...

Yesterday I emailed Bernie and asked if this is true — has the DOJ actually acknowledged that his activities were part of doing journalistic research? Today I got the following reply:

In a meeting with my lawyers, the DOJ lawyer said they would accept the claim I was doing this for a book; they would accept the claim it was research and not entertainment; and they would acknowledge I had no criminal record and that there was nothing on my computer. But it didn't matter and was irrelevant to the statute, which says if you look, you broke the law. Thank you for your note and I hope when you update your blog you will encourage anyone who can to contribute to the defense fund. They are using my tax dollars against me and I will fight as long as I can, but I won't put my family's economic well being into jeopardy. And I'm sure they know that.

You can donate to Bernie's defense fund at firstgiving.com/SupportBernieWard.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Vote for Huckabee

...or Chuck Norris will kick your ass!

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My favorite line from the video:

As soon as your endorsement came out, everything in the campaign changed... We had people who suddenly said, "He's a serious candidate." And then there were those who were just flat out afraid to not support me any more.

Well, I certainly understand why Huckabee's opponents are now "flat out afraid." We're talking about Chuck Norris, after all. But I hadn't realized that his endorsement is the decisive factor in whether a Republican candidate is "serious."

According to the Huckabee page on YouTube, there are currently a total of five of these chatty Huckabee-Norris videos. It looks like that page also has at least a zillion other pro-Huckabee campaign clips. Some or all of them are mirrored on the official Huckabee site.

Note: Just in case you couldn't tell, I'm not a Huckabee supporter. Although, in my opinion, he's the least repulsive of the top-tier Republican candidates. The fact that he's been labeled a "pro-life liberal" makes him slightly less unpalatable. So I suppose that if he does happen to get elected, I'll probably retain my American citizenship. Which is more than I can promise for some of the other Republican candidates. But his politics are still far too regressive and right-wing for my tastes.

Having said all those mean things about Mike Huckabee, I now realize I'm gonna get my ass kicked.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Watch Dana Squirm

In today's White House press conference the questions were polite but aggressive. The gist of them can be paraphrased as follows:

Is President Bush the personification of ultimate evil
or merely an extremely incompetent boob? †

It was Dana Perino's job to smile confidently and persuade the press corps that they were just being silly and blowing this whole "NIE thing" out of proportion. You be the judge of whether she succeeded or just made matters worse...

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† Keith Olbermann put it less politely:

We have either a president who is too dishonest to restrain himself from invoking World War III about Iran at least six weeks after he had to have known that the analogy would be fantastic, irresponsible hyperbole; or we have a president too transcendently stupid to have asked, at what now appears to have been a series of opportunities to do so, whether the fairy tales he either created or was fed were still even remotely plausible.

A pathological presidential liar, or an idiot-in-chief? It is the nightmare scenario of political science fiction: A critical juncture in our history and, contained in either answer, a president manifestly unfit to serve. And, behind him in the vice presidency, an unapologetic warmonger who has long been seeing a world visible only to himself.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Confession, Repentance, Announcement

Dear Mailing List,

For some time now, I've felt increasingly guilty about my behavior. As you're all painfully aware, whenever I find anything "interesting" on the Net, I always spam you with it. I've been clogging your mailboxes with dozens and dozens, and sometimes even hundreds, of bytes of text containing links to uncountable gigabytes of videos and news stories and pornography and whatnot. Never mind that many of you are even less considerate and insist on directly emailing multi-gigabyte videos to all your friends instead of just sending short text messages with dozen-byte links; never mind that, you still must hate me for wasting even a single byte of your precious, finite mailbox space.

I hate bloggers. They're insipid, vapid, delusional little narcissists who believe that their pathetic, self-centered lives are the sine qua non for the continuation of human civilization, that the world desperately needs to know what they had for breakfast this morning. Bloggers! Yuck!

And yet, I hate spammers even more. They're rude, thoughtless intellectual bullies who take advantage of our open society by violently forcing their unsolicited trivialities upon the weak — or, more specifically, those too weak to enable spam filters. Spammers! Yuck!

But, woe is me! For I am a spammer! A chronic, incurable, inconsiderate spammer!

In a stunning moment of crystal-clear lucidity I had an epiphany. I suddenly saw what I must do to make amends. The solution to my agonizing moral conundrum was revealed to me.

Thus, I am now a blogger. And, behold! the millstone of my guilt and shame is gone! I'm a free man! Now I no longer feel the irresistible urge to spam you. Instead, I'm filled with the bliss of knowing that I'm now one with the universe &mdash or, more specifically, that the whole universe collectively holds its breath before each of my fascinating postings, eager to read every fascinating word I type about my fascinating life in my uniquely fascinating literary style.

I have a higher calling now and will no longer spam you. Why should I? The bandwidth to your little finite mailbox is far too constraining for all the fascinating things I'm compelled to say about myself.

Inevitably, you'll frequently find yourself curious about my fascinating life, including my fascinating innermost feelings and also what I had for breakfast this morning. You can now find it all here: zenbum.blogspot.com — but please be considerate of the rest of the universe and don't hog all my bandwidth.

Goodbye, dear mailing list. This is the last spam you'll receive from me. Unless I find some great pornography.